Friday, November 13, 2009

Turkey cheeseburger recipe

Courtesy of Telarus:

1 lb. ground turkey
1 orange bell pepper (cut into small 2-3 cm squares)
1/4 onion, minced
3 cloves garlic, smashed
1 egg

Mix well, form into 4 patties, sear on med-high (2 min each side). Bake for 4-6 minutes (melt cheese during the last 2 min).

Serve on pub-style buns with tomato/lettuce/pickles, stone ground mustard, ketchup (mayo if you're into that), etc, etc.

The $1 cheeseburger causes strife

I thought this article was interesting:

Food fight: Burger King franchisees sue chain



CHICAGO (AP) -- Burger King franchisees sued the hamburger company this week over its $1 double cheeseburger promotion, saying they're losing money on the deal and the company can't set maximum menu prices.

The National Franchise Association, a group that represents more than 80 percent of Burger King's U.S. franchise owners, said the $1 promotion forces restaurant owners to sell the quarter-pound burger with at least a 10-cent loss.
While costs vary by location, the $1 double cheeseburger typically costs franchisees at least $1.10, said Dan Fitzpatrick, a Burger King franchisee from South Bend, Ind. who is a spokesman for the association. That includes about 55 cents for the cost of the meat, bun, cheese and toppings. The remainder typically covers expenses such as rent, royalties and worker wages.
"New math, or old math, the math just doesn't work," Fitzpatrick said.
After testing the $1 deal in markets across the country, the discounted burger went on sale nationwide last month even though franchise owners, who operate 90 percent of the company's 12,000 locations, twice rejected the product because of its expense.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Now that I'm done

I no longer remember why I started this. It seems exquisitely pointless, but maybe that's my post-Halloween hangover talking.

I feel a delicate sense of loss, of disappointment. Maybe I'll miss the cheeseburgers.

All I want to do today is eat fried chicken and broccoli, drink a little bourbon, and write until I'm done.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Day thirty

THANK GOD, IT'S ALMOST OVER.

At six o-clock this evening I will be done with cheeseburgers. Maybe not forever, but for a while. I will gorge myself on sushi! Oh man. I miss sushi. And hard-boiled eggs. Boiled eggs are my favorite; they're like chicken candy.

Day twenty-nine

It was a  frenzy of costume-hunting and pumpkin-carving.

I have a cold sore. This is the first time in ten years that my cold sore has erupted, which means that either it's due to the intense stress I've been under or it's due to the cheeseburgers. Maybe both? Anyway, it's stupid and I'm not a happy panda. I'm having a party tonight and I wanted to make out but now I can't. :(

Thursday, October 29, 2009

I WAKE UP

CRAVING BLOOD AND ENTRAILS

AND BROCCOLI






:(

Day twenty-eight

RAW GODDAMN BEEF FOR BREAKFAST

AND A BURGERVILLE PEPPER BACON SOME KIND OF SON OF A BITCH FOR LUNCH

AND MORE FUCKING RAW MEAT FOR DINNER

FUCK YES

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW